I thought I should stop hibernating and decided to go to a movie. Cinema Noueveau, Rosebank, Sunday afternoon. I parked my car in the Rosebank Mall and arranged for Sibiso, from the informal sector, to wash it. I paid him in advance and walked to … Continue reading Wtf, Inefficiency
Have you tried:- Jo Malone’s wood sage and sea salt fragrance Ice cold perfect delicious water Mercury coming out of retrograde Offspring. (Netflix) Being still under a full moon Being naked Listening Verbina scented candles Home baked bread Thick cosy socks Letting go Doing nothing … Continue reading Sex is cool but…
The other night I couldn’t sleep. I tossed and turned, had weird dreams, watched Netflix, made tea, still couldn’t sleep, messed around online, eventually smoked a small joint. I slept. And in the morning I did yoga. Cat pose, child’s pose and cobra pose. I’m … Continue reading OM
There’s a fabulous job being offered in the UK at the moment and it sounds totally pleasurable. The pay is 28 thousand pounds a month and all you gotta do is test sex toys. I want this job. I can do this job. I will … Continue reading I’ll do anything, except…
I was going to write about BOOKS and bloody autocorrect changed it to BOOBS and thank the sweet goddesses because whom amongst us reads books anymore anyway. My reading has taken a severe dip. This is not a good thing. In fact, it makes things … Continue reading Boobs
My I-Phone automatically tracks my steps and on average I do a brilliant 8000 a day. Except today. I did 288. I am officially a blob. But this is what I learned while being a blob. Netflix has three new shows and I like them … Continue reading 288 but who’s counting
Yesterday I wrote a list about all the things that I like. Coffee Food The Internet Long Walks My dogs Netflix Talking to people I like. Sex Maple syrup down my cleavage Cheeseburgers And the ocean. Later in the day I took my Dad out … Continue reading Things we both like
