Why why why do I always have sex when the weather is so damn hot Winter is a much better idea because I do not sweat also there’s wine and chocolate Maybe it was just stupid anyway to fuck on the oven. A POEM.
gone full on sexy cheese bacon mushroom burger sweet god this is good
Today I was in a stationery shop, minding my own business and stocking up on notebooks and glitter pens. A man stood at the till, buying a couple of things, including a ruler. As he was leaving he said ‘thank you’ to the shop assistant, … Continue reading A man and a ruler.
When I was in my twenties I backpacked through the USA. Every so often I would find a laundromat, throw in a few quarters and do my washing. And that was how I developed a thing for cowboys. I was in Taos New Mexico watching … Continue reading Cowboys
It can be a little uncomfortable when you and your girlfriend date the same guy. Not at the same time, of course, but first one then the other. It shouldn’t be awkward, especially if you talk about it, but it just is. I am not … Continue reading A threesome
So I went on a date last night and it was – lovely. Good looking guy, fantastic shirt, whisky lover, good politics, lots and lots and lots and lots of money, a really nice guy. Except. He just added me to LinkedIn. I have to … Continue reading Serious
I grew up in a fairly Jewish community. It wasn’t a religious community but it was traditional. We’d do Friday night dinners, celebrate the Jewish holidays and sometimes go to Synagogue. I went because it was fun and social and the perfect place to check … Continue reading Violet and the Rabbi