It’s Valentine’s Day and whatever you do do not send a nude to the guy you only slept with once or twice the one who never called you again. Stop, Violet, stop, right now, stop. Click. Happy Valentine’s Day y’all. And so much love…
That thing when you go to his home and he pours wine and then you sit on the outside couch, take off your shoes, toes touch a little, it’s quite sexy, too hot, you move to the study, to the sofa, knees touch, you’re closer, … Continue reading A sofa, a couch, another couch, a daybed.
This morning I woke early and wrote tons on Aziz and Grace and the bullshit article that BABE published. I wrote about how strongly I felt that while he was a bit of a cunt she was wrong to publicly shame him and yeah the … Continue reading Aziz, Grace and H&M
It’s been seven days and I’ve told you not a thing about my sex life. #haiku
Everyone’s doing lists of what they achieved in 2017 and I’m a bit anxious that I can’t remember what I achieved other than I made the perfect steak and bought a new frock and oh god what if I am only remembered for my perfect … Continue reading Peace
being a little overweight or even a lot is absolutely fine it’s true nobody cares or notices here is an ode to fat hello fat you’re just fine as you are you’re lovely perfect and sexy pass the fucking cheese please.
The year is still 2017 and I have just a couple of days left before my marathon welcome to the New Year one two or three night stand. Of course it’s been Christmas and there’s been lobster, champagne, wine, mince pies and more mince pies, … Continue reading Goddammit Jesus