Black Friday makes me sad. I hate seeing people queuing up to buy stuff, getting deals which they should get every day, being bullshitted by retailers and getting caught up in consumerism which is easy to do. We all get caught up in … Continue reading Real deals
‘Hey Violet, we’re looking for someone who can write short stories for XXX movies, around 1000 words per movie, are you interested?’ I immediately replied yes, sure, interested, thanks, send the work through. I love writing a little adult literature. I have fun writing it, … Continue reading Confessions of a porn writer
The people that I have fallen in love with recently have been women. Top of the list is Erika Lust, an erotic film maker who I am totally crushing on. I know it sounds crazy but I’m obsessed. She’s beautiful, strong, fearless, candid, has the … Continue reading Cherries, porn, women and me
I just read about the Toronto International Porn Festival and a light bulb thing went off in my head. Yes, I thought, this what we need in South Africa. I immediately picked up my phone and texted a friend who’s a movie producer. ‘Hey. Why … Continue reading Tales of a Not so Serial Squirter
‘Hey, I noticed your profile and would like to offer you a job, erotic writing, you keen?’ ‘Absolutely,’ I replied, ‘Erotica is my thing. Send me a brief and we can chat.’ ‘Okay. They’re Alien Abduction stories. I need five stories, ten thousand words each, … Continue reading Space Sex
‘What are you doing Violet?’
‘I’m here, home, in the sunshine, the garden, hanging out…’
‘Yes, but what are you doing Violet?’
‘Here, I told you, hanging, in my robe, it’s pretty, pink, silky, I’m in the garden..’
‘I’m naked underneath. The sun on my skin, feeling really good.’
‘You asked me, I’m telling you, I’m home, feels so good, so damn good…’
He put the phone down.
Oh God God, I get it, God…
I think he wanted to hear me say I’m atoning.
I called him back.
‘Yes yes, I’m atoning, yes, sorry, it felt so good, it feels so good….’
And said God bless.
Thank goodness it’s okay to atone in many different ways.
Have a blessed day, Jewish readers, all readers, everywhere, the whole world, peace, love, to all of you.
So my god I have just had the best sex and it was unbelievable and he knew these amazing positions and what to do, how does he know, so good, soaked, wet, sweaty, dripping, my breasts, my thighs, sticky, disgusting, delicious, dirty, coming, again, lights flashing, stuff in my hair, on my face, my cheeks, my hands, more lights flashing, Violet what is that, Violet, god yes, more, Violet, stop, something going on, my cunt, what, no, Jesus Christ the security company, Johannesburg, crime, violence, security, I want to come, I left the gate open, don’t ever leave the gate open in Johannesburg, ever, oh god, no no, yes, a mess, soaking, pulling on clothes, god damn, yes, ‘Everything okay Ma’am?’ and ‘Yes, yes good, thanks, sorry, shit’ Johannesburg, a terrible ending, a perfect ending, this fucking city, this goddamn fucking city.
It is meant to relieve stress.