I slept with the Republican again Forgive me I swallowed an Ambien.
I have to admit that Autumn drives me mad. I love every moment, every colour and every smell. I notice the sky and photograph the different blues – dark blue yesterday, ice blue today. I watch the birds flying in formation and think ‘how do … Continue reading I can’t help myself
Have you tried:- Jo Malone’s wood sage and sea salt fragrance Ice cold perfect delicious water Mercury coming out of retrograde Offspring. (Netflix) Being still under a full moon Being naked Listening Verbina scented candles Home baked bread Thick cosy socks Letting go Doing nothing … Continue reading Sex is cool but…
I once said that working from home was 30 percent working and 70 percent checking the fridge I was wrong it’s ninety percent checking the fridge and ten percent online shopping. Oops, never been good at math.
let’s have sex, he said I’m reading a book, I said and it’s 3000 pages haha #haiku
It’s Valentine’s Day and whatever you do do not send a nude to the guy you only slept with once or twice the one who never called you again. Stop, Violet, stop, right now, stop. Click. Happy Valentine’s Day y’all. And so much love…
It’s been seven days and I’ve told you not a thing about my sex life. #haiku