Why why why do I always have sex when the weather is so damn hot Winter is a much better idea because I do not sweat also there’s wine and chocolate Maybe it was just stupid anyway to fuck on the oven. A POEM.
gone full on sexy cheese bacon mushroom burger sweet god this is good
I was going to write about BOOKS and bloody autocorrect changed it to BOOBS and thank the sweet goddesses because whom amongst us reads books anymore anyway. My reading has taken a severe dip. This is not a good thing. In fact, it makes things … Continue reading Boobs
Ever written a thing just so you can use the pic? I have. Don’t @ me. Written from the bath. Goodnight.
Too busy to blog These seventeen syllables Are all you get now.
coffee to go please a double shot is strong? duh. not quite my first time.
Could it really be a week since I made my bed? Shameless, so what. #haiku