let’s have sex, he said I’m reading a book, I said and it’s 3000 pages haha #haiku
It’s been seven days and I’ve told you not a thing about my sex life. #haiku
I may be a Jew but sweet god I love Christmas Dior for me please. #Haiku
gone full on sexy cheese bacon mushroom burger sweet god this is good
Too busy to blog These seventeen syllables Are all you get now.
coffee to go please a double shot is strong? duh. not quite my first time.
Could it really be a week since I made my bed? Shameless, so what. #haiku