We’ve had a lot of power issues in Jozi over the last few days. Like horrible no light no electricity no power at all issues. And although I’m down to one little candle and feeling just slightly desperate, I thought it would be kind to … Continue reading Ten fab things to do in the dark
This morning I had a dermatologist appointment and after he cut this GIANT hole in my head and told me everything was fine, I dashed into the closest coffee shop. I wasn’t in my normal hood, ONO looked divine from the outside and so, coffee. … Continue reading Oh Yes
being a little overweight or even a lot is absolutely fine it’s true nobody cares or notices here is an ode to fat hello fat you’re just fine as you are you’re lovely perfect and sexy pass the fucking cheese please.
The year is still 2017 and I have just a couple of days left before my marathon welcome to the New Year one two or three night stand. Of course it’s been Christmas and there’s been lobster, champagne, wine, mince pies and more mince pies, … Continue reading Goddammit Jesus
Last night I was invited to a food tasting and did a terrible job at hiding my Food Imposter Syndrome. I love eating food but I don’t know much about describing it. Plus I cannot tell the difference between cumin and coriander, I find amuse-bouche … Continue reading Lucky Bean, Melville.
gone full on sexy cheese bacon mushroom burger sweet god this is good
My I-Phone automatically tracks my steps and on average I do a brilliant 8000 a day. Except today. I did 288. I am officially a blob. But this is what I learned while being a blob. Netflix has three new shows and I like them … Continue reading 288 but who’s counting