Yesterday I went to my lovely and local beauty Spa for a mani / pedi. I was lying back, my feet were being scrubbed, we were chatting, having fun, choosing colours, when suddenly a gorgeous guy walked in. Gorgeous but definitely dodgy. I tensed immediately. … Continue reading Body Language
For the last few months I have felt sorry for Melania Trump. I’ve thought maybe her evil orange husband is abusive, maybe she’s a victim, maybe she’s stuck or trapped or held in chains and fears for her life. No more. That jacket. Why, why … Continue reading Why, Melania, why?
This morning I woke early and wrote tons on Aziz and Grace and the bullshit article that BABE published. I wrote about how strongly I felt that while he was a bit of a cunt she was wrong to publicly shame him and yeah the … Continue reading Aziz, Grace and H&M
being a little overweight or even a lot is absolutely fine it’s true nobody cares or notices here is an ode to fat hello fat you’re just fine as you are you’re lovely perfect and sexy pass the fucking cheese please.
There’s something I don’t get. We’ve just been through this huge #Metoo campaign and unless you live on Mars, you have to know about it. And I want to believe that men are starting to take note. They’re finding their way and rethinking what is … Continue reading Maybe they’ll never get it
Today I was in a stationery shop, minding my own business and stocking up on notebooks and glitter pens. A man stood at the till, buying a couple of things, including a ruler. As he was leaving he said ‘thank you’ to the shop assistant, … Continue reading A man and a ruler.
Apologies for all the exclamation marks but I just found out the girls I’m going to Bali with DO NOT WAX!!!!! They’re HAIRY. Everywhere. I on the other hand have booked a wax even though I don’t really need one – full leg, bikini and … Continue reading Pure woman!