A friend called to tell me about the gluten-free cake she’s baking and the organic bone broth she’s brewing. I said wow fab, I’m drinking whisky and looking at the moon. Because once again in my hood, there’s no electricity. Although to be honest, even … Continue reading Moody
I was at a party yesterday, loads of fun, champagne, music, a divine cake, dancing and fab, funky, interesting people At one point I left my table and just hung out against the railing, sipping my drink and people watching. Beautiful people, beautiful colours, amazing … Continue reading Cake
being a little overweight or even a lot is absolutely fine it’s true nobody cares or notices here is an ode to fat hello fat you’re just fine as you are you’re lovely perfect and sexy pass the fucking cheese please.
The year is still 2017 and I have just a couple of days left before my marathon welcome to the New Year one two or three night stand. Of course it’s been Christmas and there’s been lobster, champagne, wine, mince pies and more mince pies, … Continue reading Goddammit Jesus
‘Violet. Do you have any idea how much money you spend on breakfast every year?’ ‘A small fortune,’ I replied, as I bit into my toast. ‘But I would probably spend more if I made breakfast at home, forgot to switch off the oven, burned … Continue reading On having a dowry
2016 was the year that so many of our idols died, the world fell a little bit to pieces, the weather went wild, and I ripped a giant hole in my favorite pair of jeans. I put on a few kilos, had a couple of … Continue reading My year in review.
shout out to everyone
who did a moon dance
under the Supersky
then ate three Super Spur burgers
under the Supermoon
because they were super hungry
polished off every single last chip
and smoked a foot long super cigarette
glowing in the moonshine
then danced to bed
s l o w l y
c o n n e c t e d.