Category: dieting


A friend called to tell me about the gluten-free cake she’s baking and the organic bone broth she’s brewing. I said wow fab, I’m drinking whisky and looking at the moon. Because once again in my hood, there’s no electricity. Although to be honest, even … Continue reading Moody


I was at a party yesterday, loads of fun, champagne, music, a divine cake, dancing and fab, funky, interesting people At one point I left my table and just hung out against the railing, sipping my drink and people watching. Beautiful people, beautiful colours, amazing … Continue reading Cake

A poem

being a little overweight or even a lot is absolutely fine it’s true nobody cares or notices here is an ode to fat hello fat you’re just fine as you are you’re lovely perfect and sexy pass the fucking cheese please.

Supermoon snacks

shout out to everyone

who did a moon dance

under the Supersky

then ate three Super Spur burgers

under the Supermoon

because they were super hungry

polished off every single last chip

and smoked a foot long super cigarette

glowing in the  moonshine

then danced to bed

s l o w l y

c o n n e c t e d.

Goodnight moon.

Goodnight moon