It’s Valentine’s Day and whatever you do do not send a nude to the guy you only slept with once or twice the one who never called you again. Stop, Violet, stop, right now, stop. Click. Happy Valentine’s Day y’all. And so much love…
I came home recently to find a giant mirror had literally fallen off my wall. I should’ve been shocked and shattered and oh my gosh all this bad luck, not good, but actually, I was delighted. The frame was a huge heavy mosaic given to … Continue reading On being a little impulsive
This morning I woke early and wrote tons on Aziz and Grace and the bullshit article that BABE published. I wrote about how strongly I felt that while he was a bit of a cunt she was wrong to publicly shame him and yeah the … Continue reading Aziz, Grace and H&M
The year is still 2017 and I have just a couple of days left before my marathon welcome to the New Year one two or three night stand. Of course it’s been Christmas and there’s been lobster, champagne, wine, mince pies and more mince pies, … Continue reading Goddammit Jesus
I thought sex would be a great way to end 2017. Hot sweaty delicious noisy me on top me against the wall me with my legs wrapped around his, fabulous fantastic sex. But I’m very wary of one night stands. I’ve never felt good after … Continue reading A one night stand
There’s something I don’t get. We’ve just been through this huge #Metoo campaign and unless you live on Mars, you have to know about it. And I want to believe that men are starting to take note. They’re finding their way and rethinking what is … Continue reading Maybe they’ll never get it
‘So what are your favourite books, Violet?’ I didn’t even think before I gave an answer. ‘We Rate Dogs is number one, definitely’, I said, referring to the new coffee table book that came out a couple of weeks ago. He looked at me with … Continue reading On dogs, horoscopes and reading.