I showed my dad a tote bag today that says “I fucking love Joburg‘ and he laughed and laughed like it was the funniest thing he’d ever seen. But I do love Joburg. Especially my hood. I just walked the streets, took in the beautiful … Continue reading I fucking love Joburg
Get into music. Halt the monthly stop-order I’ve been paying for three years that I don’t need to pay. Make money. Use my eco-friendly coffee cup. Learn something new. Learn lots of new things. Pick up other peoples’ bullshit litter. Cut out carbs hahahahaha. Stop … Continue reading A few things I want to do next year
I was in my early twenties when I travelled around the USA. I remember walking into a Backpackers in New Mexico, the Abominable Snowmansion, and falling in immediate passionate and impulsive love with the hippie manager. I landed up staying there for about six months, … Continue reading Terra Khaya, Hogsback
It’s okay sweetie, everything’s gonna be fine I know it’s dark but you cannot sneak onto my bed Fine, I’ll put a flashlight on your pillow. Yes, next to your biscuit. Maybe we’ll find biscuits that glow in the dark. And yes, you may share … Continue reading How to talk to your dog about load shedding
I recently had a fling with someone. Actually, it never got to the fling stage. I over thought it, over analysed it, over freaked out about it, and then realised it just wasn’t a good idea to have it. It’s called being sensible. I think … Continue reading Over it
Black Friday makes me sad. I hate seeing people queuing up to buy stuff, getting deals which they should get every day, being bullshitted by retailers and getting caught up in consumerism which is easy to do. We all get caught up in … Continue reading Real deals
This is just to say You do not need to eat the entire weed infused creme brûlée It is strong and it could kill you.