Everyone’s doing lists of what they achieved in 2017 and I’m a bit anxious that I can’t remember what I achieved other than I made the perfect steak and bought a new frock and oh god what if I am only remembered for my perfect … Continue reading Peace
being a little overweight or even a lot is absolutely fine it’s true nobody cares or notices here is an ode to fat hello fat you’re just fine as you are you’re lovely perfect and sexy pass the fucking cheese please.
The year is still 2017 and I have just a couple of days left before my marathon welcome to the New Year one two or three night stand. Of course it’s been Christmas and there’s been lobster, champagne, wine, mince pies and more mince pies, … Continue reading Goddammit Jesus
I may be a Jew but sweet god I love Christmas Dior for me please. #Haiku
I thought sex would be a great way to end 2017. Hot sweaty delicious noisy me on top me against the wall me with my legs wrapped around his, fabulous fantastic sex. But I’m very wary of one night stands. I’ve never felt good after … Continue reading A one night stand
This year has been kind of an extraordinary one in that there has been so much bad but also so much good. Here is some of the good stuff I did in 2017. Talked to strangers. Took chances. Walked in the rain. Sorted out my … Continue reading The year was 2017
The other night I couldn’t sleep. I tossed and turned, had weird dreams, watched Netflix, made tea, still couldn’t sleep, messed around online, eventually smoked a small joint. I slept. And in the morning I did yoga. Cat pose, child’s pose and cobra pose. I’m … Continue reading OM