I hate Black Friday it’s a rip off it’s a con it’s bullshit oh look a little black dress I am not going to buy that little black dress or those shoes I do not need those shoes hang on the dress oh ooh look at that pink hat maybe I need that stay away Violet you do not need any of this bullshit no-one needs any of this bullshit a con a rip off really oh a vintage bikini I can’t resist that and that wedding dress and those shoes and oh god I have to have the shoes.
Fuck you black Friday and your consumer rip off Bullshit.
What’s that you say, okay yes, thanks, add the hat.
I’m sure I’ll wear it one day.
Maybe. Never. Whatever.