A threesome

It can be a little uncomfortable when you and your girlfriend date the same guy. Not at the same time, of course, but first one then the other.

It shouldn’t be awkward, especially if you talk about it, but it just is.

I am not good with awkward.

So when I was at a party and flirting with a good friend’s ex, I felt a bit bad. I knew they’d dated. And I wasn’t sure how she would feel, even though she had ended their relationship.

I didn’t need to worry. I was sitting with him, chatting, flirting just a teeny teeny teeny bit, when she came over to join us. It was all relaxed and groovy and lovely and like three friends, totally cool, drinking wine, talking shit, having fun, until the guy made a suggestion.

So casual.

‘Hey girls, how about a threesome?’

He was kinda kidding but also thinking he might get really lucky.

I was thinking, holy fuck.

My girlfriend was thinking, holy fuck.

And the fabulous thing was that the two of us, the two girlfriends, didn’t need to discuss a thing.

Instead we put our arms around each other. Looked into one another’s eyes. Held each other tight.

And said.

’How about we have a twosome and you just fuck off.’

And then we giggled.

And carried on drinking wine. While he fucked off.

Girlfriends. Forever.

Who has threesomes anyway.

21 thoughts on “A threesome

  1. Well, ’twas a good thing that the two of you were wise enough to flip him off. It might have ACTUALLY worked with some people! So he threw the dice and didn’t win. And when he does, he wouldn’t be able to stop yapping about the greatest ‘score’ of his life! Promiscuity is so overrated that it has actually now become a virtue!

    Signed
    A guy who is probably pissed with his sex life and will die a virgin (well sort of) 🙂

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