So I went on a date last night and it was – lovely. Good looking guy, fantastic shirt, whisky lover, good politics, lots and lots and lots and lots of money, a really nice guy.
He just added me to LinkedIn.
I have to repeat that.
He added me to LinkedIn.
Not Facebook, not Twitter. Not Instagram even though I’m not on Instagram.
It doesn’t make sense.
I thought he wanted to fuck me but maybe he wants to work with me!!
Will he add me to GoodReads next?
I’m confused. And perplexed. And pissed off, which means I took to social media to ask my friends what it meant.
‘Hey guys, I met a really nice man last night, he’s older, cute, good date, good kisser and then – he added me on LinkedIn, like, WTF and why would anyone do that…’
A younger gorgeous very hip very talented and very fucking cheeky did I mention unlined not a single wrinkle YOUNG gorgeous YOUNG friend replied and said:-
‘So Violet, is this what it’s like to date in middle age?’
I’m going to kill her.
I’m going to kill him too.
Then I’m going to botox.
But first I’m deleting my LinkedIn profile.
If only I could remember my password.