This evening I wolfed down peri-peri chicken, lay on the couch, watched the soccer and drank an ice cold beer.
It was perfect.
And Man U won.
Then I washed my face, brushed my teeth, flossed, put on moisturiser and got into bed.
I reached into my bedside drawer to get my book and okay look maybe I can’t hold my beer but I just have to share with you, it is the perfect drawer.
There are two vibrators, a bit of pot, a couple of sleeping tablets, some old sparklers and a small bottle of airplane whisky.
There was no book.
I’m your DREAM GIRL.
Moisturised, minty-breathed, buzzed, not reading but then I can’t be perfect, wearing cosy pyjamas and very very sleepy.
Call me in the morning?
Maybe we’ll light the sparklers.