It’s kinda awful out there with Trump and his nazi toxic sludge party and I thought I could get really miserable but I do not want to and so today I am focusing on all the things I love. Which are: Cowboy boots Peaches Fresh … Continue reading The good
Yesterday was Casual Sex Day and while I didn’t sleep with every stranger that I saw, in fact didn’t sleep with anyone, I did a lot of thinking about casual sex. First, I hate the word casual sex. No sex is casual. Even if it … Continue reading Casual sex
Come over, he said. I have a deadline, she said. Oh come on, he said. Nope, gotta get this out, I’m responsible, she said. Hey, I have that champagne you like. Uh uh I have chocolate. I have peaches. I have clean sheets. It will … Continue reading Wanna talk?
I’ve never understood The Fear of Missing Out. I have the exact opposite. I’m always delighted when I am not invited places, when I don’t have to hang around at parties for hours or make small talk to strangers at dinner parties. I never mind … Continue reading FOMO
I’m lying on my bed with my Mac but my instructions are to never leave it lying on the covers or it may smother and overheat. The man at the store was very stern. ‘If you’re going to use it in bed, put a thick … Continue reading Charm me, Eat Me, Drink Me.
I’ve been invited to a Thursday night pre-screening of La La Land. It’s a media thing where we’ve been promised huge buckets of popcorn, gigantic cookies, gift vouchers, make up and little sachets of perfume. Best of all they say, the evening is just for … Continue reading Girlfriends and ghosts
Remember that scene in Pulp Fiction where Uma OD’d on heroin then Travolta smashes the injection into her chest and zing boom she comes back to life. I felt like that just after I got a call from the Apple store to say ‘Mrs Online, … Continue reading High