Bring champagne, she said.
If you wear suspenders, he said.
I don’t think so, she said.
Then I’ll bring beer, he said.
Then you’ll find me in shorts and slops, she said.
You’re so fucking difficult, he said.
Hahahahahaha, she said.
Date night!
Bring champagne, she said.
If you wear suspenders, he said.
I don’t think so, she said.
Then I’ll bring beer, he said.
Then you’ll find me in shorts and slops, she said.
You’re so fucking difficult, he said.
Hahahahahaha, she said.
Date night!
Stakes are so high!!
Great witty writing x
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Sorry – I’m stuck on the first line . . . Why won’t he bring champagne??
Too right, wear slops! 😀
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I’m kinda stuck on the first line too
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haha 🙂
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Wear suspenders, get champagne… Sorry, I admire you for sticking to your guns, but I would compromise 😛
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you are like the best agony aunt out there…
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Ooo, maybe I should do that as a thing!
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we can fight because I think I should do!
(but right now I’m too busy trying to clip in my suspenders, fuck…)
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We can both do it, there’s room for two 🙂
You made a good choice, lol.
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Who’s the difficult one now? 😘
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yeah well, somebody has to be…
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