Let’s have lunch, wine and daytime sex Violet, my difficult friend suggested. I can pick you up in ten.
No thanks. I sighed. I have tons of work to do. I’m diligent you know.
An hour later I bumped into him.
I was sitting at an outdoor cafe with my best friend forever, soaking up the sunshine.
Working hard, he asked?
Very, I replied, sipping my coffee.
Flashed my legs at him.
Gave him a wink.
And continued diligently eating my cake.