I’m all about food at the moment which isn’t sex but it can be because last night I had a starter that was salmon and beetroot and orange and each morsel kind of made my mouth explode and it felt like angels fucking on my tongue and I know that’s what people say about oysters but the combination, the freshness, the deliciousness, dear sweet gods I had to squeeze my legs together and stop myself from having an orgasm right there and it was good and also so sad that the pork belly for main disappointed and goddammit that the dessert was not good either and sex can be like that too.

Starting with such a flourish, and ending so limply…


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