That I list a few things you should never say to a guy.
You’re like my best friend.
Ever think of working out?
Maybe you should see a doctor.
I thought all men could change a tyre.
Really? Not even a light bulb?
Oh man up.
It’s just a game for god’s sake.
Oooh, ja, it is small.
We should just stay friends.
A virgin? You’re kidding me.
What the hell is wrong with you?
I’m sorry I fucked your best friend.
I know it was our wedding, I said I’m sorry.
God, you really are a cunt.