I’m standing in the line in a very trendy burger bar. It’s taking a long time but I don’t mind. I am not that hungry, also I’m learning a lot about people just by their lunch orders.
Man one: Chicken burger, hold the bun, no fries, extra salad.
Meh! Banting.
Man two: Give me a traditional prego but add gorgonzola, sprouts and pesto, yip, with chips, thank you.
Yum. Healthy, adventurous and quite polite. Nice.
Woman three: I’ll have a double burger with cheddar, haloumi, cream cheese, bacon, chilli, pesto, sweet onion, pickles, mushrooms, extra fries. Thanks, yeah, keep the change.
God yes. She’s Perfect! Perfect.
Me: I’ll have what she ordered. With a glass of champagne. Please.
Hah! Decisive. Greedy. Alcoholic. Polite too.
And now very deliciously full.
Now that sounds like a lunch worth having.
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I do love a good burger.
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Where WERE you?!
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Post in Braamfontein!
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Hmm, interesting. I’ve never had a burger there. Will have to try.
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Meat! Give me meat 😉
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I keep thinking of giving it up.
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Violet! Life without meat is….well….meatless! You wouldn’t last a week darling 😉
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Sometimes we all want some meat
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Give it up – best thing I ever did. I now don’t eat dairy or eggs either. I’m happy and healthy!
Also, vegan pussy tastes like strawberries 🙂
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well then I have good reason…
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I don’t like champagne nor beer. Both taste like someone peed in a bottle. UGH. I think you need to come here so I can show you the good things in life to drink!
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hey. this could be the end of what has been a perfect relationship. how can you not like champagne???
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n.b i also am not a fan of beer.
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I was thinking the same thing too. We had something perfect going on here and its like finding out you leave the toilet seat up or the top off the tube of the toothpaste. SIGH
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or dare ask for directions, jeez…
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That burger looks veeeery goood. I noticed that they serve food in large size in S.A just like in the US. Here in Dubai, they are less generous with quantities. Truly, you can learn a lot about people from their public mannerisms.
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Yum. I had just a little lunch cause I’m meeting evil personal trainer soon. Crap…
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better you than me, but well done.
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Why, thank you. Thought it was safer that way, so I wouldn’t vomit in class 🙂
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Seeing that “Fergburger” inspire any of this? Of course, burger lovers clammer for exceptional burgers wherever they go 😉
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I do keep going back to your food pics, OH MY GOD
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In Queenstown NZ they put beets instead of pickles it was amazing!!
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Banting?
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I think you call it Paleo
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