I’m standing in the line in a very trendy burger bar. It’s taking a long time but I don’t mind. I am not that hungry, also I’m learning a lot about people just by their lunch orders.
Man one: Chicken burger, hold the bun, no fries, extra salad.
Man two: Give me a traditional prego but add gorgonzola, sprouts and pesto, yip, with chips, thank you.
Yum. Healthy, adventurous and quite polite. Nice.
Woman three: I’ll have a double burger with cheddar, haloumi, cream cheese, bacon, chilli, pesto, sweet onion, pickles, mushrooms, extra fries. Thanks, yeah, keep the change.
God yes. She’s Perfect! Perfect.
Me: I’ll have what she ordered. With a glass of champagne. Please.
Hah! Decisive. Greedy. Alcoholic. Polite too.
And now very deliciously full.